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[TCA] Armitage Shanks

Player: 3444

Guild: The Celestial Audit

Title/Rank: The Unflushable

Level: 26.64 (Rank 683)
Economy: 2,703

Account: Upgraded
Expire: 15 Jul 2027

Account Age: 25 Days

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ARMITAGE SHANKS BATTLE GROUP
"Where enemy fleets go to be flushed."

Forged in ceramic. Hardened in vacuum. Armed with enough firepower to turn armadas into waste disposal. We don't negotiate. We don't surrender. We simply open the valve and flush hostile fleets into the depths of space.

Across the galaxy, there are pirates, warlords, and empires. Then there are plumbing problems.

I provide solutions to both.

Clean sectors. Clear conscience. Clogged warp lanes? Consider them cleared.

Every sector is inspected. Every hostile is unclogged. Every victory leaves the galaxy a little cleaner.

Resistance is futile. Overflow is unacceptable.

Flush first. Ask questions never.

If you see white ceramic on your scanners, you've already been scheduled for disposal.

Pull the handle. Engage the weapons. Flush the enemy.

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